love is like a can of beef vegetable soup.

sure, it warms your core, but are all the creepy mystery-meat cubes worth it?
>.>
the world may never know.

in related news:
"The valet asked for my last name to write on the ticket I need to pick the car back up. Guess what it said?"
"what?"
"FATzsimmons."
"Maybe it was a typo."
"But it was hand-written!"
Mmmmmm.